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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via orgasm)

lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

(via orgasm)

judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

punkbread:

*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

(via orgasm)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(via crystallized-teardrops)

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via crystallized-teardrops)

pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

(via orgasm)

morningfood:

Raspberry Brown Butter Cake with Goat Cheese Buttercream & A Raspberry Port Reduction + A Trip To Napa
spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am squidward
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